Looking for Window Cleaning in Rye?

Well, Whaddya Know? We do Window Cleaning in Rye…

I can give you an over-the-phone window cleaning estimate or in person quote…

Call Jason - 0466183548

Hey there… We’re Jason & Charli, that fine duo who does Window Cleaning in Rye…

You’ve probably seen us sampling the tastings down at The Independent Wine Store in Rye

You don’t recognise us??

Anyway…

I’m guessing you need a little more information before you pick up that phone and give us a call…

I don’t blame you…

You can never be too careful, right?

You don’t want to welcome any ol’ weirdo armed with a squeegee and dish rag into your home, do you??

You want to be sure that the guy or gal who cleans your windows is the good type of weirdo…

I get it…

You want to make sure that me and Charli have mastered our craft…

Well, how about I show you some very impressive pictures of a window cleaning we recently did in Rye…

Check this out…

See all that build up on that window?

Well, I took my trusty squeegee and microfiber cloth, worked my magic and…

Voila!!

Whaddya think??

Pretty impressive right?

You’re starting to warm to us aren’t you??

Ok, I can see that you’re getting eager to call me now, but before you give me a call…

Let me tell you about the window cleaning package that I’ve put together just for you because you want window cleaning in Rye…

Now, don’t think for a moment that I offer this to just anybody…

No, this is a special window cleaning service just for you…

Ok, here’s what you can get today only, when you call us for a window clean…

A Very Fancy Window Clean…

Now, this is our very minimum, stripped back, basic window cleaning service, but it’s anything but basic…

It’s Fancy!!

What we do is, we use a very special, top secret, very potent, non toxic, extremely bubbly solution and we give your windows the best scrubbin they’ve ever had…

This gets rid of most of the grime build up on your windows but if you have any stubborn spots, we give them the scrape down…

But don’t worry, this is a very gentle scrape that will never ever scratch your windows…

It’s awesome, you’ll see…

It gets rid of old paint drips, bug doo doo, and all types of stubborn build up on your windows…

Next, we’ll take out our weapon of choice, the squeegee and we’ll squeegee your windows so good, they’ll never know what hit them…

Your windows will be so see through that if it wasn’t for the gleaming sparkle, they would be invisible…

Anyway, this is where most other window cleaners in Rye would stop and call it a day…

Your windows are clean after all…

Well, not when me and Charli clean your windows!

See, we also wipe down and remove all of the dirt build up around your window frames and window sill…

And If that isn’t enough…

We’ll also take out our trusty “cobweb thingamajiggy” and slice and dice our way through the years of old cobwebs and spider villages that have made a home out of your window frames…

Now that’s how you clean a window!!

Well, at least that’s how we do it…

Anyway, that’s our base level of window cleaning that you’ll get anytime you call us to clean your windows…

But, if you’re like many of your neighbours in Rye, you may want these added extras…

Because we also offer…

A very warm and bubbly Fly Screen Sponge Bath…

Yup…

If you don’t feel comfortable removing your fly screens, then we can do it for you…

But we don’t just take them out, we also put them back in as well…

Here’s the thing…

Whenever we clean windows in Rye and then we put the fly screens back in, it looks like the windows were never done…

There’s so much dust caught in the flyscreens that it blocks out your clean windows and makes them look dirty again…

So if you want that full clean window experience, you can add on this very important cleaning service…

See, Charli can also remove your flyscreens…

Then we use a very special but very secret cleaning solution and we give those filthy fly screens their very own sponge bath…

Fly screen cleaning Mornington Peninsula

And because I’m such a nice guy, and you’re paying me, I’ll expertly reinstall them for you…

But the choice is yours, it all depends on what YOU want…

Anyway, this is not the last add on that you can “add on”…

You see, once I get rid of those spider webs you’ll probably want to evict those spiders and make sure they never come back again…

If this is you, then you’ll want to check out my next offering…

A Window De-Buggin…

See, after I’ve got your windows back to looking brand spankin new, it’s the perfect time to spray your window frames with a heavy duty bug spray that will keep all of the creepy crawlies away for the next 6 months…

So if you want to add this service to your window clean, we can include it on your quote as well…

It’s as simple as that…

Now is the time you need to make a decision…

If you want to get a quote for your window cleaning then here’s what you need to do…

Now this is the part where you stop reading and you give me a call…

Or a text, I don’t mind…

Either way, call Jason (That’s me) on 0466183548…

I’ll answer very politely and ask you some very non intrusive questions, like…

What is your name, what’s your email address and where do you live??

Those types of questions…

I may even ask how many panes of glass you have that need to be cleaned…

Then I will work out a price for you and send it through in an email…

Or, if you prefer, I can come out in person and count them up for you…

How does that sound??

Perfect, because the time has come…

Again, my number is 0466183548…

There should be no reason for you to be reading this line…

I’ve already given you my number…

Do you not understand what we’re doing here??

I give you my number and you call it…

Get it??

Ohhh, this is useless…

I’ve done such a fantastic job writing this page that you are addicted to my writing…

Don’t panic, it happens all the time…

I know how to fix it…

Listen closely…

You want a quote for window cleaning in Rye, correct…

And now you’re caught in my magical reading loop, right??

Well, the only way to fix this little situation is to…

Call this number IMMEDIATELY!! 0466183548…

Ask for Jason, he knows what to do…

It’s simple, people…

I’m done…

Peace,

Jason – Possibly The Best Window Cleaner in Rye…

P.S. Ohhh, before you scoot off, there’s something very important that I need to tell you…

You see, Charli and I clean windows and all that fancy stuff but what you may not know is that I’m also an expert gutter cleaner. So if you need gutter cleaning, I’m your man…

But, that’s not all…

I also clean solar panels…

And, I also have a dirty little secret…

Don’t judge me but…

I used to be a plumber…

Hang on, don’t run away…

Me being a plumber is fantastic, just hear me out…

You see, there’s this strange thing in Rye where most plumbers only want to do the big jobs that keep them busy for weeks or months…

And if you call them and bother them with your little pesky roof leak or gutter leak, they won’t even consider fixing it for you…

That’s where my dirty past comes in…

See, I have the plumbing skills to do the small roof repairs and gutter repairs that most plumbers won’t touch…

So as you can see, I’m a pretty handy person to have around, wouldn’t you agree?